Twenty Percent Cooler

Chris Sims, senior writer of ComicsAlliance, co-writer of Down Set Fight and Subatomic Party Girls, and the Teen Tycoon of Rock

skankplissken:

l8registration:

skankplissken:

shout out to the kid in my school who jerked off on the bus on the 7th grade trip to Washington DC who never lived that down and also the completely different kid who tired to jerk off through his pants in 10th grade economics class without anyone noticing 

i wonder if this is a common thing. at my school three kids had an actual group fap in the back of the class in 7th grade.

yeah id say teen boys jerking off at inappropriate times is a incredibly common thing

sources:

my mom is a highschool/middleschool principal

i was once in middleschool/highschool

i have awareness of things that go on around me

i have a pulse

comicsalliance:

ASK CHRIS #211: IMAGINE THE WORDS ‘THE ENFORCERS’ WITH A BIG HEART DRAWN AROUND THEM
By Chris Sims
Q: We know your favorite anti-heroes, sidekicks, and villains, but who’s your favorite minor villain, and why? — @fizzbang
A: Y’know, the way you phrase that question makes it sound like I’ve written about everything except who my favorite superhero is, and… that doesn’t sound right. I’m a little too lazy to go and look, but it feels like surely at some point in the last 210 columns, I probably would’ve mentioned that. Oh well, I’m sure I’ll probably get to talking about Batman at some point.
Anyway, back to the question. Favorite minor villains? OH MY GOD, IT’S THE ENFORCERS I LOVE THE ENFORCERS SO MUCH LET’S TALK ABOUT FANCY DAN FOR THE NEXT THREE HOURS OH MY GOD.
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I am genuinely shocked that Andy left the headline I wrote for this intact. View high resolution

comicsalliance:

ASK CHRIS #211: IMAGINE THE WORDS ‘THE ENFORCERS’ WITH A BIG HEART DRAWN AROUND THEM

By Chris Sims

Q: We know your favorite anti-heroes, sidekicks, and villains, but who’s your favorite minor villain, and why?  @fizzbang

A: Y’know, the way you phrase that question makes it sound like I’ve written about everything except who my favorite superhero is, and… that doesn’t sound right. I’m a little too lazy to go and look, but it feels like surely at some point in the last 210 columns, I probably would’ve mentioned that. Oh well, I’m sure I’ll probably get to talking about Batman at some point.

Anyway, back to the question. Favorite minor villains? OH MY GOD, IT’S THE ENFORCERS I LOVE THE ENFORCERS SO MUCH LET’S TALK ABOUT FANCY DAN FOR THE NEXT THREE HOURS OH MY GOD.

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I am genuinely shocked that Andy left the headline I wrote for this intact.

corpsefluid:

fuck, you cannot imagine how hard I’m laughing.

This is like a walkthrough for a text-based adventure.

>Use CD on Playstation

I don’t see “CD” here

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