shout out to the kid in my school who jerked off on the bus on the 7th grade trip to Washington DC who never lived that down and also the completely different kid who tired to jerk off through his pants in 10th grade economics class without anyone noticing
i wonder if this is a common thing. at my school three kids had an actual group fap in the back of the class in 7th grade.
yeah id say teen boys jerking off at inappropriate times is a incredibly common thing
Do you want the opportunity to hang out with me, thechrishaley , Matt D Wilson ( superheroeswearingjackets ), Darick Robertson, Jim Mahfood, Kate Leth, Mike Norton, Jenny Frison, and Jerry “The King” Lawler all at the same time and within close proximity to the alleged but spurious “final resting place” of Elvis?
You can do this in less than three weeks at the Memphis Comic Expo, September 13 at the Agricenter. Click that link for more info!
This event is this weekend!
It will have all of the people mentioned above, plus the recent addition of Joel pulpatoon Priddy! Perhaps he will tell you all about our secret collaboration!
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY COME FIND ME
I will have copies of both Hector Plasm specials, all the Tick singles I still have copies of, and singles and trades of Guarding the Globe and Invincible presents! Unfortunately, I do not have any copies of Tales from the Bully Pulpit left, but I will happily sign one if you bring one, or anything else for that matter.
Please come hang out on Saturday, it will be super fun.
THE HOMESTUCK CHALLENGE
If you are a Homestuck at this show and you come up to me and challenge me to name who you are cosplaying as, if I get it right, you have to buy a book from me. If I get it wrong, you can record me saying that your ships are definitely the best ships.
I will give a free comic to anyone cosplaying as a character I have created or written at length. You, uh, you have one day to make your costume. BEGIN
You are aware that Bullets & Bracelets contains the first appearance of "THANOSEID," yes? That's as close as you're ever getting to Frank Castle v. Darkseid, Sims. Also it was written by John Ostrander. You don't have to like it but you better learn to love it!
Isn’t Thanoseid also in Walter Simonsons’ THORION OF THE NEW ASGODS?
As a big Punisher fan what your opinion on Bullets and Bracelets? The Punisher and Wonder Woman Amalgam mash up.
I haven’t read it since it came out, but I remember it not being one of my favorite Amalgam titles.
There was, unsurprisingly, a while there when I was a teen where getting a full set of the Amalgam titles was one of my #1 goals in comics (the other, of course, being all thirteen variants of Gen13 #1, something that I never did and which is probably for the best), and while I read them all and thought the concepts were neat, my favorites tended to be the ones you probably expect: Super Soldier, Spider-Boy, Dark Claw, Bruce Wayne: Agent of SHIELD and Iron Lantern. The others were fine, but… they were just fine, you know?
Of course, that was about ten years before I would really become a Punisher guy, so I didn’t really care about either side of that Amalgamation.
For the love of rock and roll, please tell me you plan to read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure at some future time. Where else will you find a villain who is not only named after both Ronnie James Dio and Marlon Brando, but is ALSO a time-freezing, bisexual super-vampire.
I haven’t read it, no. But I’ve heard of it, and that certainly sounds good.
Hey Benito, can you settle for me is the Anglo-Saxon tradition of Father Christmas distinct from the Santa Claus tradition?
It is accurate to say that the Father Christmas tradition is distinct from the Saint Nicholas tradition.
It is harder to say that there is no overlap between Father Christmas and Santa Claus, because Father Christmas influenced Santa, and then Santa influenced Father Christmas.
Father Christmas, who first appears in carols and plays around the 15th century, is not originally a gift-giving figure, nor is he a character meant for children, initially. He’s the Lord of Misrule, and his job is to help you get fucked up on wassail and goose.
But by the 19th century, Father Christmas, St Nicholas, and the nascent Santa Claus kind of get irrevocably conflated, and British people have not stopped being angry about it since.