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John Cena, who was said to have a legitimate claim to the title because he won it in a match against a man who had already had a match that night, is angry with Alberto Del Rio for winning the title in a match against a man who had already had a match that night.  He claims this is “bogus.”

Also, he’s issuing a dire warning to Alberto Del Rio that someday soon, Del Rio will have to defend his title.  Which he says to Del Rio less than two minutes after Del Rio wins his first title defense, which incidentally was against the man Cena beat for his last championship.

Have I got all that right? 

CM Punk’s Little Sister, you are my hero.

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