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House of Anubis Valentines!

catiemonstrocity:

I don’t know about you guys, but I have spent the week leading up to Valentine’s Day glued to my iTunes House of Anubis Volume 5 Season Pass, desperate for Patricia and Eddie to finally seal their beautiful but contentious romance with a kiss and prove once and for all that abrasive women can find love by being snide and judgmental at all times. But maybe that’s just me.

ANYWAYS.

Let’s face it, your best bet this Valentine’s Day is dressing up as the person your crush is crushing on and tricking him or her into kissing you. That basically always works. But if you’re looking for something a little less deceitful, my ol’ chum Chris Sims and I have come up with House of Anubis Valentines for any situation. 

For all the men and women you love to haunt:

For the one that thinks he can get away:

For that rare occasion when you’re not feeling libelous:

For when the truth is inconvenient:

For when your significant other tattoos you in your sleep to trick you into following her into a series of ancient tunnels under your boarding house:

For when you need an excuse to smack the boy you like:

And of course, for when you just want to smooch your own taxidermy skills:

And if you want to see what Chris wrote about our little project (including the most amazing alt-text ever!) check out his post on THE INVINCIBLE SUPER-BLOG!

Have a happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! <3

Catie and I made some Valentines. 

(Source: catiemonstrosity)