Twenty Percent Cooler

Chris Sims, senior writer of ComicsAlliance, co-writer of Down Set Fight and Subatomic Party Girls, and the Teen Tycoon of Rock

chrishaley:

The absolute funniest thing about this to me is the idea that the Devil, I repeat, THE DEVIL, has a birthday.
I seriously cannot stop laughing at that idea.
Devil being born.
Devil all eating cake as a little boy and opening presents.
Devil all going to Chuck E. Cheese and playing skeeball with the other kids.
Also, and I know I’m no Charlie Church, but isn’t “hating” wrong?

chrishaley:

The absolute funniest thing about this to me is the idea that the Devil, I repeat, THE DEVIL, has a birthday.

I seriously cannot stop laughing at that idea.

Devil being born.

Devil all eating cake as a little boy and opening presents.

Devil all going to Chuck E. Cheese and playing skeeball with the other kids.

Also, and I know I’m no Charlie Church, but isn’t “hating” wrong?

(Source: ohnojackchick)

  1. indiebooksnvintagevidyas reblogged this from ohnojackchick and added:
    Poor Satan just wanted to party on his bday. :(
  2. christianinsanity reblogged this from ohnojackchick and added:
    Funny how Christians battle physical manifestations of Satan in these tracks.
  3. spooky-aspen-at-a-distance reblogged this from ohnojackchick and added:
    No really, what have you done.
  4. theredshoes reblogged this from ohnojackchick and added:
    ….wait, what about having Christmas as your birthday? That’s pretty lousy!
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    One day, I will find a way to use the phrase “And I hate your lousy birthday!” That is legitimately amazing.
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