All right, let’s just get this out of the way right now: No one has ever bought this costume to wear it to a party, or to go trick-or-treating. There is only one reason that this costume is ever purchased, usually three or four at a time because they tend to disintegrate when you throw them into the washing machine for the cleaning they so desperately need.
-Chris Sims at Comics Alliance telling it like it is.
Chris Sims, Telling It Like It Is Re: Sonic Fandom
Today at work, I wrote about 2012’s Worst and Weirdest store-bought Halloween costumes, and cast aspersions on adults who want to dress like Sonic the Hedgehog. You’re on Tumblr. You know exactlywhy.