Twenty Percent Cooler

Chris Sims, senior writer of ComicsAlliance, co-writer of Down Set Fight and Subatomic Party Girls, and the Teen Tycoon of Rock

ROBIN: Look, Batman! It’s one of those Shinkenger heroes from Japan!
BATMAN: Now Robin, you know better than to make assumptions. It could be one of the Samurai Rangers.
RED RANGER: Yeah, it’s me, Jayden.
ROBIN: Oh. Sorry for the confusion.
RED RANGER: It’s okay, it happens a lot.
BATMAN: What brings you to Gotham City?
RED RANGER: I was hoping I’d run into you, Batman! The other Samurai Rangers and I have been tracking down one of the evil Nighloks, and I was hoping to get some help from the World’s Greatest Detective! You haven’t seen him, have you?
BATMAN: What does this arch-villain look like?
RED RANGER: Average, I guess. That’s what makes him so hard to find. He’s about 200 feet tall, weighs 400, 450 tons. His head sort of looks like a squid made of metal?
ROBIN: Holy median! That’s average?
BATMAN: I can assure you we haven’t seen your quarry, but we’ll keep an eye out while we’re dealing with that hateful haberdasher, the Mad Hatter. Good luck, young man!

ROBIN: Look, Batman! It’s one of those Shinkenger heroes from Japan!

BATMAN: Now Robin, you know better than to make assumptions. It could be one of the Samurai Rangers.

RED RANGER: Yeah, it’s me, Jayden.

ROBIN: Oh. Sorry for the confusion.

RED RANGER: It’s okay, it happens a lot.

BATMAN: What brings you to Gotham City?

RED RANGER: I was hoping I’d run into you, Batman! The other Samurai Rangers and I have been tracking down one of the evil Nighloks, and I was hoping to get some help from the World’s Greatest Detective! You haven’t seen him, have you?

BATMAN: What does this arch-villain look like?

RED RANGER: Average, I guess. That’s what makes him so hard to find. He’s about 200 feet tall, weighs 400, 450 tons. His head sort of looks like a squid made of metal?

ROBIN: Holy median! That’s average?

BATMAN: I can assure you we haven’t seen your quarry, but we’ll keep an eye out while we’re dealing with that hateful haberdasher, the Mad Hatter. Good luck, young man!

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