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Chris Sims, senior writer of ComicsAlliance, co-writer of Down Set Fight and Subatomic Party Girls, and the Teen Tycoon of Rock

Your Amazing Wikipedia Sentence of the Day

From the unreasonably comprehensive entry on the Pokémon Treecko, which includes a section on its critical reception: 

"Comics Alliance’s Chris Sims used Treecko as an example of a weak Pokémon design and compared it to Bulbasaur which he found far superior.[18]

All documented.  All true.