Twenty Percent Ghouler

Chris Sims, Senior Writer at ComicsAlliance, cowriter of Down Set Fight and Subatomic Party Girls, writer of Radical Guardian Skater X, possible dracula

"With my big iron skillet in my hand

I’m gonna show you how a little woman can whip a great big man.

If you live through the fight we’re gonna have when you get home

You’ll wake up and find yourself alone.”