TWENTY PERCENT COOLER

Chris Sims, former senior writer for ComicsAlliance, co-writer of Awesome Hospital, writer of Dracula the Unconquered, and the Teen Tycoon of Rock.

It doesn’t quite come up as often as being the World’s Foremost Batmanologist, but some of you may recall that I’m also ComicsAlliance’s Senior Pornography Critic.  To that end, I’ve tackled a comprehensive review of Vivid’s latest release, Star Wars XXX. 
The review is more or less safe for work — as safe as goofing around on Tumblr, anyway — but I should warn you that it does involve Chewbacca’s Sex Face. 
You’re welcome for your new nerdcore band name, btw.

It doesn’t quite come up as often as being the World’s Foremost Batmanologist, but some of you may recall that I’m also ComicsAlliance’s Senior Pornography Critic.  To that end, I’ve tackled a comprehensive review of Vivid’s latest release, Star Wars XXX

The review is more or less safe for work — as safe as goofing around on Tumblr, anyway — but I should warn you that it does involve Chewbacca’s Sex Face. 

You’re welcome for your new nerdcore band name, btw.